the sentence “I’m going to have babies because of Charlie Kirk’s assassination” really is so atrociously kitsch, you can’t take that away from Milo

September 11, 2025 - 10:19 UTC

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Make babies? Him? From what, playdough? Nobody wants to fuck that loser.
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I've fallen off, did his wife ever end up leaving him?
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Milo may be a prick but he's got a way with words
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because of Kirk’s untimely passing, I must announce that I’ll be hitting it raw
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This made me *snort* 🤣
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His wife probably: you can sleep and pee in the basement for the next week for suggesting ideas like these.
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The Quartering deserves a chance to live their tradwife dreams like anyone else
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Bro better start figuring out how to ovulate because I doubt there's many women in his orbit, let alone ones that'll have his babies. Let alone ones that'll do it to honor Kirk's "legacy".
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I have to agree with the quartering on not knowing what kitsch means tho lol. Wish I read more in HS :/ not much time these days. I've loaded my brain with as many words as it'll learn going forward.
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Starting Immediately

I will pretend to be religious.
I will coerce a woman in my area to date me.
And on these dates I will drone on about local politics.
I will use my hate boner over a trans woman writing comics to impregnate my date.
I will move to Florida to dodge child support.
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I already have it on a Hummel figurine
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Having babies requires having sex with a woman somewhat frequently, a thing I don't think Mr. Quartering does all that much or can easily do. Best of luck!
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