#1 member of the nog nation goes to @asscendingnode.bsky.social

December 31, 2025 - 16:06 UTC

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Look super spectacular
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Remember to be wary of any jingling or sloshing heard between december 25th and January 1st as this could be a reindeer that was not grounded after initial festivities. Their ravenous hunt for eggnog might lead to you getting bowled over
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sometimes we also get hungry between gallons of nog, and you look like enough to tide us over
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he's nog-logged. an absolute nog-hog. they give him all the unsold nog after the holiday season ends.

( THANK YOU THIS RIPS)
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They're NOT grounded already???
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that ass aint touching the ground just yet 😌
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