Music Software Developer/Trombonist/Composer
Sr. Software Engineer @ https://paceap.com.
Exec board @ MIDI Manufacturers Association http://midi.org.
he/him.

Brewerytown, Philadelphia, USA

Also @bgporter@hachyderm.io & https://bgporter.net

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This thread is the best refutation of social-media doomerism that I have seen.
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Every so often a post like this comes through my feeds and I am forced to remember the time that Country Dick Montana kicked me (accidentally, I suppose) in the crotch during a Beat Farmers show in the 80s in Miami.
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Yesterday we said goodbye to Scarlet Q Canine Porter, faithful companion since we met in 2011.

bgporter.net/posts/misc/rip-scarlet/
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My daughter went through a YouTuber convention phase in middle school. Watching this gives me flashbacks. I understand these dads so deeply.
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Xmas eve 1985, Radio Shack, Syracuse, NY (Camillus, for the locals—the one right where the original Zebb’s wasbgporter.net/posts/misc/the-thought-that-counts/nts/
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"Broadcasting" comes from agriculture, a method of planting.
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I will say until I die: "Riverbottom Nightmare Band" is the greatest rock and roll song that will ever be written.

We know we're a mess
Our type does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean
We don't wish to learn
But we hate what we don't understand
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Gilliam's "Brazil" is a Christmas movie.
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If you can read lips you can see that he's saying "Temba, his arms open wide!"
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my little bot is ready for Trump's address tomorrow night.
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Minimum Wage! HYAH!
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All alone, all alone
All by myself
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

giphy.com/gifs/foxhomeent-raising-arizona-fhe-3o6Ztidg4wckXcMVSE
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Yet one of these kittens is not prepared to have a good time. It stands alone
...away from the crowd.
It's your kind of kitten.
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Call the men of science
And let them hear this song
Tell them Albert Einstein and Copernicus were wrong
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Thank you.
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Tell one, tell all -- I've finally moved my old @tmbotg.bsky.social They Might Be Giants (@tmbg.bsky.social) lyrics bot from the other place to here. Follow! Be amused!
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You literally only see this behavior in captivity.
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Beginning #zappadan as I always do, with a rare moment where he put everything aside except for the beautiful parts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWBYjjzKvIw
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Try this one:
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
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Shot for shot remake of the complete 9.5 hour version of von Stroheim's "Greed".
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A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now, Charlie Brown.
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Yes, and also everyone else.
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...and in a bizarre swap of cause and effect, it may also receive an encore performance the night before its premiere (no I don't understand either) at the Jazz Gallery in NYC. Philly concert = free, NY concert = $$$. Lineup of the NY concert not announced until Saturday AM, which is frustrating.
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A new piece of mine, "Brewerytown Cycles," for sax quartet and drums will be premiered here in #philly next Monday evening at the library on the Parkway, performed by the PRISM quartet and Tyshawn Sorey. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0CBDk5zplY
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"a slight Italian mustache" SLIGHT?
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As the parent of a relatively recent Montclair State grad, one of the things I liked about the school was that it seemed to be a solid meat and potatoes-style State University. The kind of academic doublespeak they're using here fascinates and amuses me, but I would have steered my kid elsewhere..
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This is madness, and reflects poorly on bsky as a platform.
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THIS IS MY HOAGIE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
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