Asking my magic grapefruit if I’m poor

April 07, 2026 - 12:51 UTC

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<squirts answer into eye> "Thanks!"
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jason this is superb
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King’s messenger: You can have this grapefruit if you can take it with no hands.
Daito: I will take it with no hands if you give it with no hands.
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You’re not poor, just don’t eat the whole grapefruit in one sitting…save some for the next few days…
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You're not poor; you've got plenty of friends
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You have a grapefruit? Jelly
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🥰
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I've have grapefruit jelly... am I close?
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Outlook: Tangy
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youtu.be/esGfyT6M9Ls?si=9IAosQgP4lwq8ZpI
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shaddup!
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What did it say
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You could afford a grapefruit?
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