Real "you're locked in here with me!" vibes

if I was on the space shuttle, I'd simply take the keys out of the ignition and throw them out of the window.

The smiley face on the lower right of the earth gives me hope that we haven’t lost whimsy.

First people to see a nuke detonated from space?

They’re going to be the only ones to survive this at this rate.

If somebody wrote this timing in a book, they'd be told they were being too trite and on the nose.