Valid question!

I would get played off the stage before I got even a quarter of the way through thanking all my favourite foods

"I would like to thank my director, fellow actors, my agent, the Academy, my mom and macaroni and cheese for getting me to this stage"

Points are being made!

She’s preparing to thank all waffled foods in her acceptance speech

My 7 year old is confused why they give out awards the whole time. “That’s for the end! The clapping should come at the end of the show”

My 8yo is also sitting with us for the first time. Her main takeaways so far have been “Frankenstein is ugly” and “if you don’t show up, they should give your Oscar to someone else”