ME: [somehow bursting into a cabinet meeting] IT'S THE SHOES! TAKE OFF THE SHOES, DAMN YOU! MARCO HE'S USING THEM TO CONTROL YOU!

MARCO RUBIO: [eyes widen, he rises from his chair] eeeeeeeeee [pointing at me] EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ME: I'm...too late! I'M TOO LATE! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

April 11, 2026 - 03:34 UTC

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TRUMP: Seems like someone [he stands up, eyes narrow] ...is NOT with our people

[his ankles explode, covering the entire room with the green satan goo from prince of darkness]
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Someone please make a claymation of all of this
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Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the dead!
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So it's a twist on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl's hair piece is actually an evil being that burrows into his brain and controls him.

Yeah, I am a stoner.
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Like her but with worse hair
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