My favorite part of baseball fights is the bullpens running in. They never make it in time but they also don’t want to be left out so they just get a nice little jog in.

April 08, 2026 - 10:23 UTC

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I like when opposing players hug each other during a hockey fight.
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Gotta let your boys know you would’ve had to be held back
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“Guys next time, instead of trying to run all the way to the fight, why don’t we just attack the other bullpen? It’s right here.”- me in a bullpen if I didn’t suck at pitching
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That's because most pitchers and pitching coaches are Westerners and thus believe, unlike the Easterners, that any fighting outside of the main effort will not decide the conflict, thus to them it is better to try and make it to that effort rather than fight in what they think of as the periphery.
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Perfect
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In Baltimore both bullpens use the same door and watching them zipper merge to get out the door to jog in to the fight is the most absurd part of baseball fights.
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