February 22, 2026 - 07:47 UTC

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Check out my upcoming anthology and go support so I can afford to keep finding and posting jokes like this.
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I MISS KAOS!
😭😭😭😭 @netflix.com
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One weird trick, gods hate it.
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Keep your relationship with mankind hot hot HOT!
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HAH!
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Dad jokes, if dad was Kronos.
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Eagle: liver take
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Raptors can be so literal.
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Olympians: "You'll liver to regret this!"
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Will be an half-livered take anyway
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Zeus: “Just for that, we’re going to feed an eagle nothing but liver.”

Prometheus: “How does that punish me?”
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Snicker.
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he’s fired.
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His career flamed out pretty fast.
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Heh!
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This has "greek myth" meets "asdfmovie" energy and I'm here for it
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One must imagine Prometheus happy
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I mean, at first. 🪨 ⛓️‍💥 🦅
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I laughed far too hard at this...
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It’s just such a SIMPLE joke, it’s perfect!
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Man did he get burned on that deal, though.
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He delivered. 🦅
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angry upvote
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