I'm gobsmacked that a Luigi 2.0 hasn't stepped up yet.

April 07, 2026 - 16:35 UTC

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It's almost happened to Trump himself multiple times now.
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McDonald's delivery guy? Gorilla Channel cable technician? Assistant Coach to visiting football team?

That tree's thirsty as fuck.
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Multiple Luigi's have stepped up, they just all failed. A guy tried to shoot him in Vegas in 2016 but was subdued before he could. Gregory Lee in N Dakota tried to run over his motorcade with a forklift, but it got stuck and he got arrested. There was Butler, Pennsylvania.
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And there was the guy in Florida on the gold course who got caught before he could fire a shot from his rifle. And then they shot a guy with gas cans and a shotgun at Mar-a-Lago, even though Trump wasn't there. They also found a hunting stand high enough to shoot and targeted on Air Force One.
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