Keep going. Save yourself.

April 04, 2026 - 16:21 UTC

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On second thought, lets not return to Earth. Tis a silly place.
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We can improve this a little:

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Trump
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Wouldn't it have been more efficient to shoot HIM into space? And no money wasted on a return trip. 🤔
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👏👏👏
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Man, I agree with this message
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easily top 10 posts of all time.
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According to the Koch's postulate ...
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I have to wonder if the orange one heard that we could put 250,000 miles between them and Integrity and misinterpreted.
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You've got a good head start
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Truth bomb 🫠🫠🫠
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Watch out for George Clooney
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Or Matt Damon.
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Come back in 500 years as V'ger and finish us off.
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If you listen to Karoline Levitt you thought she had traveled furthest away!
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This made me laugh a little TOO hard
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Amen to that.
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If only her name was Alice...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0OwhpM0oKc
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Man or alien bear. Not a hard choice
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If earth bears are 8 feet tall and 900 pounds and can run 35 mph and have nasty sharp pointy teeth on top of it, imagine what the alien bears have
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I’ve never had any special desire to go to space, if anything the movie space camp gave me anxiety about space travel; but I am so jealous of her right now.
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Absolutely brilliant. No notes.
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True that
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That gets an immediate follow
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Further than Alice in The Honeymooners?
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I have to escape to the only place not tainted by the patriarchy, SPACE!
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Sounds like wishful thinking.
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Well, she is stuck there with three and absolutely nowhere to run
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She’s blazed a trail so we can choose blasting away from earth, or the bear. ❤️
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"Fly, you fools!"
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LOLOLOL
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She's become the distance? Who gets paid to proofread this crap?
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She stated yesterday on a live interview, if it wasn’t for her family here on the planet. . . she’d be more than happy continuing on. . . lol
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It's also the farthest any woman has been from Donald Trump
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Hootin and hollerin when she purposely cuts off her tether to the spaceship and drifts off into space
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bsky.app/profile/webrant.bsky.social/post/3mip2bogkos2j
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If we can put a man on the moon,
why can’t we put all of them there?
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(I think Paula Poundstone said it first.)
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😂 Some days I imagine "beehives" on the Moon. Funnies aside, I hope everyone gets back 100% percent safe.

#space
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❤️❤️❤️🏆🚀
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Sis is doing everything she can to put more miles between herself and Elon Musk, and we respect the effort
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Truly—don’t come back Christina! You deserve better!
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There's gotta be an M class planet out there that's not ruled by misogynists.
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You are a star. I laughed loudly. But it's also true so that's sad. We're all so messed up.
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Yup. She can do better
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Another woman beyond my reach.
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...if only from that hideously mangled headline
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A rare LOL from me! 👏👏👏👍
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Absolute perfection.
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