Well Garak HOW ELSE are we going to figure out WHICH ONE is LONGER unless we SWING THEM AROUND?!

Yes OBVIOUSLY I’m talking about the assortment of tactical nunchucks I ordered!! What ELSE would I—WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME

April 10, 2026 - 17:06 UTC

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Is see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!! ~Dark Helmet
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It's the first time Garak has seen you handle this weapon
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Nonsense he’s the one who taught me!
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No need to be shy, Chief. Whip it out and whip it good. I know I will. In fact, I've already started. I do hope I don't take someone's eye out.
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I’m surprised you’ve got one in each hand!!
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Mine looks weird. Is this normal?
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Each one is unique!
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A fellow chucker.
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I’ll never be able to live up to Mikey’s level tbh
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Nunchucks are just about the least tactical thing ever.
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I just hit you in the shin, Dan. Did you anticipate that? No.

Tactical.
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For the record, I’m not judging your competitions anymore
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Oh come ON!! You’re the only one who is impartial around here!!
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Hey Chief, you better check the fly on your tactical jorts. You left the barn door open.
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I’m not sure how those two things are related
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I apologize for correcting you, but WIDE open. However, I'll still find a way to make the fit snug.
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Wow, cool. Do a spin move!
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SPIN MOVE AHHG MY SHOULDER
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That’s it. No more nunchucks for you. You’re gonna take out your eye or someone else’s eye with that.
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SPIN MOVE
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Maybe Dr Bashir would like to see more of your nunchuck skills. I'm sure he would be impressed with the girth.
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Of course we can’t forget that length matters too, David.
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Chief, don't forget that rhythm and control are the most important parts!

If you're just waving that thing around and not working with your partner, it's no fun for anyone, and you might even hurt yourself.
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I suppose, when you think about it, your opponent IS your partner in battle
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Is this supposed to go limp as I'm holding it? I think mine's defective. ;o;
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You have to SPIN IT
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Erm...Chief...why is Julian all sweaty and fanning himself? He's an odd duck
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Nunchuck practice always tires him out
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