I think I may have cracked it

March 12, 2026 - 14:42 UTC

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The Iranians will just open up a bottomless pit. Even the Invincible Star is weak to bottomless pits.
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if the tanker jumps off Yoshi in midair it can make it across
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The pit with many stars bouncing around is a trap, it's blocked off by invisible blocks so once you're in you can't get out
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CAn't we get the Ever Given into this meme series somehow?

Don't look at me I don't have the skills.

Maybe it could block the trait and they could carry barrels over it on bicycles
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You don't really need a star, any Power-up will do if you're willing to damage boost through the strait
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Gotta find the star in the hidden block first though, which makes it risky.
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make sure to crank the rudder in the opposite direction as you take the turn until you get the blue spark speed boost
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Don't forget to drift and get those blue sparks as you round the cape
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Combine it with a bullet bill then you're talking
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I hear the music in my head
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The jump is tough; the block could slow momentum and you run out of the star. It would be epic though.
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Provided a rough indication of the point just after invulnerability ends.
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Triple mushrooms and you can ride right over the land mass.
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The hammer bro just out of range of how far you can get with the star always messes this up.
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I’m picturing it more as the Pac Man maze, and if you grab a power pellet all the Republican Guard forces will turn blue and run away from you.
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Guys. /wallhack .. seriously.
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It’s a pretty short little tune. You’re going to have to steam really fast.
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"And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
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Don’t even need a star really

just take a bit of damage at the start and then go really fast through the rest of the strait while you’re still flashing
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That analyse is more comprehensive than anything Trump's administration has done
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What about a catapult? I feel like this option hasn’t been given the consideration it deserves
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Andy one doesn’t just *get* a star
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Triple mushroom and ramp off the mountains to clear the landmass.
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hearing the music right now, and feeling the frantic panic to make the most of that little speed boost whilst it lasted
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Why did I hear music reading this
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Why is it a strait when there’s a huge bend in it?
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they thought it was silly to call it the bend of hormuz
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Yeah but the Iranians have Red and Green Shells
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Easier to hit the ramp and go through the shortcut tunnel
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That’s actually there so the Iranian children can get past *us*
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Pac-Man power pellets work too. You can eat the Iranian missiles.
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Mushroom will allow for 1 free missile strike.
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A damage boost works just as well but most hesitate when they take damage
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To be fair this is more plausible than some of the ideas I have seen mentioned
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That guy on X/Twitter (pronounced Shitter) had good one. Dig a canal across the Musandam Peninsula. It should take a couple of days, right?
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Only works on Mar10
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could be incorporated into a WH press meme

maybe have the tanker donate its gold star to our Midas

simple problem, simple solution
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Don’t worry, Hegseth used ChatGPT to develop top secret anti-mine technology.
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I'm surprised Musk hasn't volunteered his submarine
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So it rolls 5+ to save?
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U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A,Start
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Sorry but Iran has a stockpile of blue shells.
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Fark up the turn, get stuck and then die when the invulnerability wears off.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social hopefully this doesn't contradict with your profound hatred of Italians.

(just a joke, for those interested)
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@radiofreetom.bsky.social gonna need a frog suit still for timing
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The music and flashing will drive the crews mad though.
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It's as good a suggestion as the others I've seen
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Of course! I-frames! It's so obvious!
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I can hear the music
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I can do it for a fraction of the cost
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Invul frames when you roll as well.
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But how to get the star there without using the strait?
It is known they are only produced in Japan.
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If someone collects the star in Japan, it will switch places with the Bowser currently located in the strait.
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Use the hat glitch and HOLP to manipulate the position of the crate spawning the star in advance, that way, it can be on the other side of the strait the moment you spawn into the level.
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Only one reliable answer to this
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We could use this
Doesn't need to be replaced every time and just needs 20 SAM sites and 4 battalions of rocket infantry to protect it from missiles
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drop a respawning crate by helicopter?
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...we're gonna need more quarters
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Or we just stop this whole war altogether. Shouldn’t have started one in the first place.
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Maybe a big ramp on one side and make the tankers gun it @
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Gotta make sure you've got Drift enabled on the controller though!
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Tanooki jump over the peninsula
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Has anyone tried anchor drifting the ship? #YoHoHo #BringMeTheHorizon #WheresTheRum
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Flipping the boat around and backstepping then animation cancelling in to R1 light attack so I can glitch through the level geometry and avoid setting off all the sea mines.
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Probably will be way easier than doing the tanker truck or mountain channel ideas.
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Like ping pong.
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