I spend the first 60 minutes of every day in denial about my own existence

April 08, 2026 - 16:07 UTC

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Every morning I have to convince myself I need a job for about an hour
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I don't want to wake up anymore
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Wait, you exist?
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I HOPE NOT
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Just spent an hour denying my existence, I'd give it ten minutes if I were you. Probably crack a window too.
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You might be doing it wrong
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Do you have to get up early to do that or can you multitask?
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Engaging in denial must absolutely be a singular task
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This can't be right
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if it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right
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I'm glad you do exist!💙
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Aw, Coach. You never fail to make me smile ✨️🫶
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like an opossum playing dead?
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Exactly. Full of ticks and adorable
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