I'll always remember him from such things as Chuggers Plays Pop and one episode of Swap Shop, which due to technical difficulties, the OB section came live from the shopping precinct in Aintree...

… but he’s looking confused. Eventually he says, “What was that allegory you said about fences?” “It wasn’t an allegory. It was an observation.” “So?” “So, it’s interesting that my fence is two feet high and Spanish ones tend to be six feet.” Situation diffused and we both go our separate ways.

And its close relative, “can’t talk, carp in the bath”

I once shut down a chugger who was cajoling me about a children’s charity by saying “but I hate children.” (It’s not generally true, I only hate some children, but it did seem to cause some sort of mental short circuit in him, which allowed me an exit) It was effective, but did seem almost violent.

😢😢😢

Oh mate

Thoughts and prayers. Amen.

What…how on earth?

I am now determined to try this.

For all the low grade ill-feeling that chuggers create, I think they should all be arrested under The Terrorism Act.

Marvellous! 🤣

Fish in the Car, reminds me of a Tom Cruise Story I once heard......