Leviticus: god hates f-gs

Evangelicals: EVERY LAST WORD IS TRUE

Leviticus: a whole bunch of other laws

Evangelicals: it’s very nuanced. Some Mosiac law is purely ceremonial and some law is moral, and as the blessed Pastor Dobson wrote in his 1988 book you can tell them apart by…
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Evangelicals: If we wrap bacon around the shrimp it shall become pleasing to the lord.
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They’re actually right about that one, both of those foods are GREAT. I respect Kosher and Halal dietary laws but those are still great.
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