"This critter would be *perfect* if only it didn't have claws, floppy ears, a big ol' tail and make so much noise."
"So, you want to look at a fish?"
"What? No! Those tanks take up too much counter space."

February 06, 2026 - 05:23 UTC

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"How can you expect people to clean out slimy green fish-poo soup every week when by just modifying 7 or 8 of its natural characteristics and keeping it in a metal crate for 16 hours a say this dog would be absolutely perfect. It's a cat? Well, same difference."
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Turns out there's a Monty Python skit for everything ... youtu.be/v3Q2HZRjHHQ?si=0lt1S_akPL48mjfr
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